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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 &#8211; Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 &#8211; Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 &#8211; Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 &#8211; Give a person a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/09/25/funny-friday-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole all my money. It was my grandfather. – Jackie Mason My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, &#8220;My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday!</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/09/18/funny-friday-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only from Rodney Dangerfield: A girl phoned me and said, &#8216;Come on over. There&#8217;s nobody home.&#8217; I went over. Nobody was home! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. My wife likes to talk on the phone during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/09/11/funny-friday-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The arthritis cure Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor&#8217;s office, and, amazingly, emerged within half an hour walking completely erect with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday!</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/09/04/funny-friday-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to deal with women &#8211; as if I know anything.  However I was looking at some words of wisdom and found a few quotes that I wish I had learned when I was younger. For example: &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell a woman she&#8217;s pretty; tell her there&#8217;s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/08/28/funny-friday-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Maher ends his show with a rant about Big Pharma, astutely observing, &#8220;If you believe you need all the pills and drugs the pharmaceutical industry says you do &#8212; then you&#8217;re already on drugs.&#8221; Watch this &#8220;YouTube&#8221; video clip.http://www.youtube.com/v/rHXXTCc-IVg&#38;rel=1 How Congress “Works” http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397 A TEST FOR OLD KIDS The answers are printed below, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday!</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/08/21/funny-friday-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An important message about Healthcare! Information you may need to help you choose your next health plan. Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, &#8220;HEY MOE.&#8221; Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/08/14/funny-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s no business like show business but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman   Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. – Henry David Thoreau You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. – Joseph E. Levine   A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Friday- Disorder In The Court</title>
		<link>http://www.teddkoren.com/2009/08/07/funny-fridays-disorder-in-the-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disorder in the Court These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, [...]]]></description>
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